死刑神圣不可侵犯！

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RICK PERRY LURES WASHINGTON STATE RESIDENTS TO TEXAS WITH THRIVING DEATH PENALTY
里克·裴瑞用众多的死刑吸引华盛顿州居民来德克萨斯州

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to the news that Washington Governor Jay Inslee had suspended the death penalty in his state, Texas Governor Rick Perry seized on the opportunity to urge Washington residents to “vote with your feet and move to Texas, where the death penalty is thriving.”

奥斯汀——华盛顿州长杰伊·英斯利在他的州里将死刑给挂了起来，暂不执行。作为对此的回应，德州州长里克·裴瑞抓住机会催促华盛顿居民“用脚投票，到德州来，这里还有死刑”。

At a hastily called press conference this afternoon, the Texas Governor made an emotional appeal to Washingtonians who might be disappointed by the sudden suspension of executions in their state: “Come to Texas. The death penalty is alive and well here.”

在今天下午匆匆召开的新闻发布会上，德州州长令人难以拒绝的邀请那些对本州死刑突然停止执行的华盛顿人：“来德州吧，死刑在这还活着，活得还不错呢。”

Blasting Governor Inslee, he reassured Washington residents that if they move to Texas, “as God is my witness, no one will ever take your death penalty away from you.”

一遍批评英斯利州长，他想华盛顿居民再次保证，如果他们移居到德州，“上帝作证，没有人能将死刑从你身边拿走。”

“That’s just not what we’re made of in Texas,” he said. “We believe in the sanctity of death.”

“死刑，是组成我们德州人的一部分，”他说：“ 我们相信死刑的神圣不可侵犯。”

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